Do Mayoyao Citizens belong to the stupidest voters said over the TimeMagazine?

May 16, 2013

MTM - While critics about the victory of Nancy Binay has been a hot topic over the internet, citizens of Mayoyao seemed to be one of the LGU's that topped her in the senate as shown in the result below as of May 16, 2013. Meanwhile, the Philippines has been allegedly named as Time’s “Most STUPID Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator” recently. A certain Marilou Martin has allegedly wrote the news which turns viral.

“The overwhelming victory of a self-professed on-the-job trainee-cum Senator in the recently held election in the Philippines cemented the country’s fate,” wrote Marilou Martin, the news director of Time magazine.

“Falling for the diversionary tactics of an inexperienced candidate that saw her steer the issue away from her credibility to her skin complexion to make herself look like the underdog; gave us no choice but to bestow such title to a country, who was destined for greatness before the elections,” she added.

“And yes, we intentionally all-capped the word stupid for added emphasis,” according to Martin.

Time blamed the more than 11 million Filipinos who voted for the VP’s daughter for the contributing to the Philippines’s overall stupidity rating index whom she believes are the same people with no access to the Internet to witness the lambasting their candidate is currently receiving.

“These are probably the same 11,289,648 people who had no access to the internet to witness the criticism their bet received for her lack political background or experience.”

“Those are only minor achievements as compared to the repercussions the sheer amount of stupidity the recent actions of the Filipino people entails.”

binay“It’s these kind of situations that not even Lou Diamond Philips winning the Oscars  or the Philippines winning the next Miss Universe can help with your country’s image,” said Martin.

Johnny Manuel Ebola said of the Time Magazine article “I can’t say that I’m proud of this recent ‘achievement’ of our country.” “But at least I’m proud to say that I’m not one of those 11,789,643 nincompoops!”

The 40-year-old eldest daughter of the Philippine vice president has been the current ‘flavor’ of racist jokes, funny tweets and  coloured jokes.

It shows below that the leading senate rockstar of the Mayoyao Citizens is Nancy Binay.


















































































































































































































CandidatePartyVotesPercentage
BINAY, NANCY (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE8056.44%
ENRILE, JUAN PONCE JR.(NPC)NATIONALIST PEOPLES' COALITION7686.14%
CAYETANO, ALAN PETER (NP)NACIONALISTA PARTY7586.06%
LEGARDA, LOREN (NPC)NATIONALIST PEOPLES' COALITION7025.61%
VILLANUEVA, BRO.EDDIE (BP)BANGON PILIPINAS6485.18%
POE, GRACEINDEPENDENT6234.98%
PIMENTEL, KOKO (PDP)PARTIDO DEMOKRATIKO PILIPINO LAKAS NG BAYAN6034.82%
HONASAN, GRINGO (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE5974.77%
ANGARA, EDGARDO (LDP)LABAN NG DEMOKRATIKONG PILIPINO5844.67%
ESCUDERO, CHIZINDEPENDENT5824.65%
AQUINO, BENIGNO BAM (LP)LIBERAL PARTY5424.33%
VILLAR, CYNTHIA HANEPBUHAY (NP)NACIONALISTA PARTY5344.27%
MAGSAYSAY, RAMON JR. (LP)LIBERAL PARTY4993.99%
GORDON, DICK (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE4973.98%
TRILLANES, ANTONIO IV (NP)NACIONALISTA PARTY4303.44%
EJERCITO ESTRADA, JV (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE3893.11%
ZUBIRI, MIGZ (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE3843.07%
HAGEDORN, EDINDEPENDENT3742.99%
HONTIVEROS, RISA (AKBAYAN)AKBAYAN (CITIZENS' ACTION PARTY)3562.85%
MADRIGAL, JAMBY (LP)LIBERAL PARTY3132.50%
MAGSAYSAY, MITOS (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE2802.24%
COJUANGCO, TINGTING (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE1881.50%
CASI??O, TEDDY (MKB)MAKABAYANG KOALISYON NG MAMAMAYAN1521.22%
MACEDA, MANONG ERNIE (UNA)UNITED NATIONALIST ALLIANCE1481.18%
DELOS REYES, JC (KPTRAN)ALLIANCE FOR THE COMMON GOOD1110.89%
MONTA??O, MONINDEPENDENT1110.89%
FALCONE, BAL (DPP)DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF THE PHILIPPINES1000.80%
BELGICA, GRECO (DPP)DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF THE PHILIPPINES960.77%
ALCANTARA, SAMSON (SJS)SOCIAL JUSTICE SOCIETY930.74%
PENSON, RICARDOINDEPENDENT870.70%
DAVID, LITO (KPTRAN)ALLIANCE FOR THE COMMON GOOD780.62%
SE??ERES, CHRISTIAN (DPP)DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF THE PHILIPPINES390.31%
LLASOS, MARWIL (KPTRAN)ALLIANCE FOR THE COMMON GOOD320.26%











Statistics
Total number of Voters who actually voted1913

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